Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Safety: A How-To


If you find a moose knocking on your door (see above) DO NOT open the door. Simply adhere to the following directions:
  1. Turn off all of the lights.
  2. Grab your Moose Tazer Inc. Moose Tazer.
  3. Slide the moose tazer through the mail slot.
  4. FIRE.
  5. Open door.
  6. Enjoy a fried moose burger, because you just tazed a moose.
This safety PSA has been brought to you by Moose Tazer Inc.
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4 comments:

  1. Bonifiquiah Masta SaphireeJune 5, 2012 at 5:08 AM

    OH LAWD!
    MOOSE SO SCARY BUT I MADE IT GO AWAY THANKS TO

    Moose Tazer, by Moose Tazer Inc.

    I WAS LIKE, OH HELL! A MOOSE!

    SO THEN I TAZED IT AND MAH BABY DADDY AND I ATE IT WITH KETCHUP.

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  2. AnonymousJune 5, 2012 at 5:09 AM

    I LOVE MY MOOSE TAZER!!!!!! I didn't have any idea i was in such danger until one knocked on my door!

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  3. Benjamin McNoodlesteinJune 5, 2012 at 5:10 AM

    This is simply a phenomenal how-to announcement.
    The other morn, i found myself confronted with a moose, so i pulled out my

    Moose Tazer, by Moose Tazer Inc.

    and let it know what's what.

    Needless to say, my wife and i had moose stew for dinner.

    I also mounted its head in my foyer - so charming and nostalgic.

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  4. billybobJune 5, 2012 at 5:16 AM

    The otha day my kids(i got 8) was runnin around the house and they hear a knockin on the door. so they opened it and in came a big ugly moose! So i grabbed my moose tazer, hit him with it and knocked that sucka to the ground! we grilled him up that night and ooo weeee was it good. Thanks y'all!

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